Don't take life too seriously because it fucks you in the face anyways.
I am God and I am beautiful. Love me.
I'm the Levan man, dickheads. GET AT IT.
“In dreams I can fly” by Manuela Kulpa
Okay this was a picture recommended by tumblr that I should reblog.
What in the name of fuck and Martha Stewart does this have to do with living my life as a sex god? None. Absolutely none, David Karp.
Why
Why the ‘why’, sweetcheeks? Would a quickie make you feel better? I’ll be gentle, promise.
I’d really rather not have your dick anywhere near me, gentle or not.
Never asked for your opinion, babe. Never even said you had to be awake.
I think that’s illegal.
In some high-class, first world American states.
Please
don’tgoanywherenear me.
^ see what I did there, blondie?
Why
Why the ‘why’, sweetcheeks? Would a quickie make you feel better? I’ll be gentle, promise.
I’d really rather not have your dick anywhere near me, gentle or not.
Never asked for your opinion, babe. Never even said you had to be awake.
I think that’s illegal.
In some high-class, first world American states.
Why
Why the ‘why’, sweetcheeks? Would a quickie make you feel better? I’ll be gentle, promise.
I’d really rather not have your dick anywhere near me, gentle or not.
Never asked for your opinion, babe. Never even said you had to be awake.
Why
Why the ‘why’, sweetcheeks? Would a quickie make you feel better? I’ll be gentle, promise.
