Nick Levan, the greatest fucker you'll ever meet.
Don't take life too seriously because it fucks you in the face anyways.
I am God and I am beautiful. Love me.
I'm the Levan man, dickheads. GET AT IT.

imnaomigettoknowme:

mrlevantheman:

imnaomigettoknowme:

mrlevantheman:

Why

Why the ‘why’, sweetcheeks? Would a quickie make you feel better? I’ll be gentle, promise.

I’d really rather not have your dick anywhere near me, gentle or not.

Never asked for your opinion, babe. Never even said you had to be awake. 

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